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Would you let me fuck your lovely tits before cumming all over them?
would you let me fuck your lovely tits before cumming all over them?
Deliciously Gorgeous!!  Should I close the door or leave it ajar and the thrill of others peaking in to see what all the moaning is about?  Sucking those magnificent luscious tits, licking teasing each nipple while my fingers fuck that juicy wet pussy, massaging that sweet nectar all over your nipples and sucking them more before I slide under the desk eating your soaking wet pussy to orgasm before bending you over the desk and giving you a good long deep doggie fucking and both of us cumming like crazy!!  Maybe I should close the door...? ;-)
deliciously gorgeous!! should i close the door or leave it ajar and the thrill ...
Mmmmmmmmmm, NICE Cock!!! Luv 2 watch my Wife Suck it hard then have U Fuck her finishing with Cumming all over her sexy Pussy!!!Grrrrrr!
mmmmmmmmmm, nice cock!!! luv 2 watch my wife suck it hard then have u fuck her ...
Such a Hot Video, Love seeing a Hot Sexy Lady playing with herself & a man Wanking his Cock over her & cumming on her body,  So Hot
such a hot video, love seeing a hot sexy lady playing with herself & a man ...
Ooooh fuck, you hot horny guy.....I love seeing your hot cock all over my naked picture. and I love seeing you masturbating and cumming all over it....that's so hot....I want to thank you so much for the honor of having your cum shot all over my picture. K
ooooh fuck, you hot horny guy.....i love seeing your hot cock all over my naked ...
LOve to cum and get it as you watch and then you fucked her too as she sucked me off cumming over her face and tits and then I get to eat out her creamed filled cunt!
love to cum and get it as you watch and then you fucked her too as she sucked ...
omg!!! i thought i was the only one. i love panties. had a panty fetish since i was young. the only thing better than wearing panties is cumming all over them. especially when my other half is wearing them. nice work guys, keep them cumming :)
omg!!! i thought i was the only one. i love panties. had a panty fetish since i ...
.. enjoy `cumming over you and asking to rub in my special sun cream to keep your sensitive areas from getting burned ;))
.. enjoy `cumming over you and asking to rub in my special sun cream to keep ...
I would love to slide my cock in between your hand and her fingers and join in the fun by cumming in her pussy and all over your hands.. you have made me as randy as hell..
i would love to slide my cock in between your hand and her fingers and join in ...
Oh yes, you are a good tease. Just like my wife and I know you get a lot of fat cocks cumming all over your sexy photos. Nice very nice.
oh yes, you are a good tease. just like my wife and i know you get a lot of fat ...
Uhmm.....
Can I get an order of... uhmm....
*Lap dance
*Cock sucking
*Ass Bend over
*Ass/pussy licking permission
*Missionary fucking
*Doggy style fucking
*and then cowgirl fucking/cumming

Please?

Thank you. 
:)
uhmm..... can i get an order of... uhmm.... *lap dance *cock sucking *ass bend ...
I would spank you beautiful ass when I have my big cock in that pussy filling you cumming all over my big cock sweetie and when I cum in that hot pussy it will be so HOT of my cum with all your I no it will so HOT
i would spank you beautiful ass when i have my big cock in that pussy filling ...
Mmmm, I want to suck yourr clit and tongue your pussy until you are cumming all over my face.
mmmm, i want to suck yourr clit and tongue your pussy until you are cumming all ...
Love to get those nipples all hard and erect before cumming all over them.
love to get those nipples all hard and erect before cumming all over them.
I think to have a good long session you might be missing a few items. If i was cumming over to play with you, it would be the steamiest if we let hubby cum in and join us toward the end, but id still add these items just incase. I would say a butt plug or two different sizes, some fun condoms flavored & glowing, a 5-6" cigar tube type vibe/dildo, a cock and balls dildo about 8" (average large white cock type) and a 10+ BBC toy. I would also say we need a glass wand or vibe-egg to rub on your clit in a relaxed position. I would also bring along a basic bag of bondage fun along with two camcorders and a professional lens camera to shoot pics of that fine body. The last crucial step would be to pick you up for a day of teasing, foreplay, and shopping for some sexy lingerie ;). Im sure we would think of a few things we needed...But for right now open your mouth and rub your pussy so we can get started =)
i think to have a good long session you might be missing a few items. if i was ...
I bet you dream of your body being surrounded by guys cumming all over you
i bet you dream of your body being surrounded by guys cumming all over you
I would love to be there jacking off and cumming all over your tits!
i would love to be there jacking off and cumming all over your tits!
Would sooooo enjoy cumming all over that pussy! Would LOVE to bury my tongue in that pussy!
would sooooo enjoy cumming all over that pussy! would love to bury my tongue in ...
WOW!!! great cumshot, would love to see you cumming over me, makes me real hot.
wow!!! great cumshot, would love to see you cumming over me, makes me real hot.
i would like to see your hard cock cumming over my pics
i would like to see your hard cock cumming over my pics
Mmmmm, I do..I'd love to suck your sexy cock nice n hard while you're wearing those hot knickers. Then you could bend me over and feed it to my hungry ass...cumming all over my cock when your done.. Yum..
mmmmm, i do..i'd love to suck your sexy cock nice n hard while you're wearing ...
Nice shot sedgewick right in my mouth, Hard Cock over me pumping warm cum and I wouldnt miss a drop! Thanks for cumming and Posting its a big turn-on!
nice shot sedgewick right in my mouth, hard cock over me pumping warm cum and i ...
mmmm nic work there Nikki - wanked that delicious cock well. I would have enjoyed giving that cock a good sucking as she wanked you mmmm would have been nice to see your cum all over Nikki's lovely big tits - would def enjoy cumming on those together with you
mmmm nic work there nikki - wanked that delicious cock well. i would have ...
I agree sooooooooooo hotttttt has me wanting to fuck you over and over again in every position imaginable us both cumming again and again and those hot red panties getting very messy, but we want more!
i agree sooooooooooo hotttttt has me wanting to fuck you over and over again in ...
Gangbang's are such hot fun especially you're first!  and...oh yes better get your Freak On cause I could fuck you all night long!  Lick and suck that gorgeous hot pussy till you think can't cum anymore only to fuck you long hard and so deep havin you cum all over my big thick throbbin cock that pumps your soaking wet pussy a full load then starting it all again fuckin that sexy little tight ass of yours while hubby enjoys sloppy seconds we dp your hot little holes and all of us cumming only to start it all over again....!!
gangbang's are such hot fun especially you're first! and...oh yes better get ...
damn that pussy is begging me to rip those panties off of it and lick it until it is cumming all over my face
damn that pussy is begging me to rip those panties off of it and lick it until ...
Ooohhh Yesssss I would love to kiss her juicy delicious lips mmmmm kissing, teasing, lickin' her gorgeous lips so erotically  mmmmmm, spread them the succulent flower open for deeper licking and suck each lip massaging them in my mouth driving her crazy as fingers slide in deep and suck her beautiful pulsating juicy clit and a mind blowing intense orgasm drenching my lips with her sweet nectar mmmm so delicious... I keep licking and she keeps cumming over and over again!!..
ooohhh yesssss i would love to kiss her juicy delicious lips mmmmm kissing, ...
could think of about 160 things to do to your body  and most would involve sucking, licking, kissing. fucking and cumming all over you
could think of about 160 things to do to your body and most would involve ...
Amazing load all over your pic.  Very nice cock too.  We are sure that many men dream about cumming all over your pretty face.
amazing load all over your pic. very nice cock too. we are sure that many men ...
kiss it gently all over until you are drippy wet. then I would suck and lick your hot spots till you were screaming my name while cumming.
kiss it gently all over until you are drippy wet. then i would suck and lick ...
Damn she is so sexy..
Be so nice cumming all over her sexy pussy...while it's being fucked..
damn she is so sexy.. be so nice cumming all over her sexy pussy...while it's ...
I will run my hands up and down your inner thighs, just barely brushing against your pussy lips repeatedly, spank your ass cheeks til their rosie red, then use my hard cock to spank your wet inner lips back and forth and up and down, teasing your clit over and over again, until your juices coat my cock and are running down your legs and you are shuddering and shaking.
When I am good and hard slide my cock in, just the tip and hold it there, then in and out, in and out, eight or ten times, then with one long deep thrust give you every inch I have til I'm buried balls deep and you can feel my hard fucking cock head on the back of your belly button. Once you have caught your breath I begin slowly to stroke in and out, with ever increasing tempo, longer, deeper, faster, harder. I'll take a handful of your hair and face you towards me and make you look in my eyes and say to you " Cum for me, cum, for me” over and over. Your pussy clamps down hard on my cock and you scream out "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I release a flood of my hot sticky gooey mess deep in your belly. Still inside you, you reach down and gather two fingers full of our mixed juices and bring them to your lips for a taste of us together.
i will run my hands up and down your inner thighs, just barely brushing against ...
tell woody to move over - we are cumming in for a landing
tell woody to move over - we are cumming in for a landing
I would probably want to pump mine deep inside your pussy ;). If not I would wanna have you suck me hard and put a rubber on me using your mouth before I used hubby's cum as lubricant as I pushed into your ass and thoroughly enjoyed myself before pulling out as I am leaking precum and jerk my cock into your pussy until I explode carefully oozing my seed all over your pussy. If we did option #2, Taking your tight ass would have me so hard and horny that I would wanna enjoy some naughty relaxation as I come down from my orgasm, So I was hoping maybe you would immediately begin sucking me as I finished cumming or tell me to push my unprotected cock inside you. That might get hubby so hot that he would take over and fuck you to orgasm as we spit roasted you while you deep throated my cock...The possibilities are endless ;).

XoxO

Deep.Throat.Her.
i would probably want to pump mine deep inside your pussy ;). if not i would ...
wow... glad you got over  your shyness for this....... you have a great body.....and very nice looking cock......I love the way it just keeps cumming........... thanks for sharing....
wow... glad you got over your shyness for this....... you have a great ...
That is so great...your thick dick and all that jizz....love watching you over and over and cumming with you.
that is so great...your thick dick and all that jizz....love watching you over ...
Great Video - I love eating pussy! There is noyhing more exciting than a woman cumming in my mouth over and over! Keep up the great work!
Tony
great video - i love eating pussy! there is noyhing more exciting than a woman ...
wow you are really good, i really would love to fuck you. you are going to make me spray cum uncontrollably, i'll be imagining that i'm fucking you in that position and then cumming over you for the next three minutes. tell me where it went
wow you are really good, i really would love to fuck you. you are going to make ...
i sure would love to be fucking you and cumming all over those nice tits for real  you look delicious to taste too and i love that you enjoy sucking cock alot too
i sure would love to be fucking you and cumming all over those nice tits for ...
Mmm move you hand and let me suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pussy until you are cumming all over my face
mmm move you hand and let me suck your clit and tongue fuck your hot wet pussy ...
So pretty face and sexy smile you always show, make sure I'd be cumming over you as much as you asked for!
so pretty face and sexy smile you always show, make sure i'd be cumming over ...
Would you let me rub massage oil all over your tits before I slip my hard cock between them and fuck them before cumming all over your lovely hard nipples?
would you let me rub massage oil all over your tits before i slip my hard cock ...
Would love to taste your gorgeous pussy through your soaked panties then pull them off to dive in and lick and suck you until you are cumming and squirting all over me
would love to taste your gorgeous pussy through your soaked panties then pull ...
pigtails and big fucking tits  drive my cock wild  i would love to hace a chance to fuck you for many many days cumming in and all over you promise to wear pigtails for me alot
pigtails and big fucking tits drive my cock wild i would love to hace a ...
Hell yes! Would love to feel you cumming all over my hard cock!
hell yes! would love to feel you cumming all over my hard cock!
mmmm very sexy, I'd enjoy having your body next to mine, reaching down between your legs, rubbing your pussy as I cupped your tit, sucked on your nipple, worked you over until you were cumming
mmmm very sexy, i'd enjoy having your body next to mine, reaching down between ...
Absolutely LOVE it. Look at them puffy lips. Makes me want to suck on them, spread them open, showing your pink tight pussy, them lips hiding my tongue, deep inside you, rubbing your fat lips and clit, making you up all over my tongue, slides my hard thick against against your wet full of cum pussy, dicks so wet, spreads your ass cheeks to get a better view, watching your beautiful fat lips swallow my dick whole, grabbing your hips, I fuck you harder and faster every time you moan, cumming again, pulls out, dick full of your cum, I eat that pussy and clean up all your cum
absolutely love it. look at them puffy lips. makes me want to suck on them, ...
Awesome shot and hot pic!!  Mind if I lick your pussy while he gives you a good ass fucking, driving you wild cumming all over my tongue...
awesome shot and hot pic!! mind if i lick your pussy while he gives you a good ...
Would love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your wet pussy until you were cumming all over my face
would love to suck your clit and tongue fuck your wet pussy until you were ...
I'd love to use my hard cock to rub massage oil all over your lovely tits before slipping between them, fucking them and cumming all over them
i'd love to use my hard cock to rub massage oil all over your lovely tits ...
Baby, I am so loving your cock in these pictures, I want you in my mouth, fucking me and cumming all in and over my hot body
baby, i am so loving your cock in these pictures, i want you in my mouth, ...
I like to start out being dominant and let my girl earn her power =) So i guess i would treat you like a short haired slut wife, who might get...grabbed by her hair after a hot make out session and doing a directed strip tease followed by posing, then pushed to her knees and told to slowly tease the cock out and into her hungry mouth. Starting the blow job with kisses and licks until im throbbing and ready to go deep as i begin pushing you to your make deep throat and building your submissiveness and trust =) i LOVE when a girl gets worked up and short of breath from being super slutty and then breaths around my cock to stay "in the moment" as she catches her breath...Then i would bring you back up so i could suck your breasts and then back down now on the bed for more sucking before i grab your by your hair and kiss you and then down your body as i shoved you backwards and quickly moved into to tease your pussy paying close attention to your nipples, thighs and belly button. I would lick and tease your pussy almost to cumming and then i would stop and make you switch from missionary to doggy as i licked you in a totally different way and again almost making you cum, but then id want to fuck you to your finish. Would that be allowed or must it be soft hookup only?...I would probably go in a 69 briefly just to make my cock extra hard for you when i slip inside your heavenly drenched pussy in doggy. I would sink in slow and deep until i could feel you loosening up nicely and i would pound you hard and deep until you cummed all over my cock, Then you could finish me off just like your picture =) Now will you be so kind and role play for me how our second round might go? ;)
i like to start out being dominant and let my girl earn her power =) so i guess ...
Would you let me use my hard cock to rub baby oil all over your tits before slipping between them, fucking them and cumming all over them?
would you let me use my hard cock to rub baby oil all over your tits before ...
Both for sure!  There's no hurry..enjoy the eroticism of ravaging her succulent juicy pussy with your tongue and lips and the feel of her deep orgasm and the taste of her delicious nectar!!  MMMMMMMMMMMMM Now slide in that long hard tool of yours and enjoy the sights and sounds of her passion and feeling her loose control cumming all over that throbbing cock and then release your hot cream deep inside her!
both for sure! there's no hurry..enjoy the eroticism of ravaging her succulent ...
I will run my hands up and down your inner thighs, just barely brushing against your pussy lips repeatedly then use my hard cock to spank your wet inner lips back and forth and up and down, teasing your clit over and over again, until your juices coat my cock and are running down your legs and you are shuddering and shaking.
When I am good and hard slide my cock in, just the tip and hold it there, then in and out, in and out, eight or ten times, then with one long deep thrust give you every inch I have til I'm buried balls deep and you can feel my hard fucking cock head on the back of your belly button. Once you have caught your breath I begin slowly to stroke in and out, with ever increasing tempo, longer, deeper, faster, harder. I'll take a handful of your hair and face you towards me and make you look in my eyes and say to you " Cum for me, cum, for me over and over. Your pussy clamps down hard on my cock and you scream out "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I release a flood of my hot sticky gooey mess deep in your belly. Still inside you, you reach down and gather two fingers full of our mixed juices and bring them to your lips for a taste of us together.
i will run my hands up and down your inner thighs, just barely brushing against ...
I'd love to use my hard cock to rub massage oil all over your lovely tits before slipping between them, fucking them and cumming all over them.
i'd love to use my hard cock to rub massage oil all over your lovely tits ...
Mmmmmm, Now that's what you call "A very sexy woman" To lick her body all over, especially her sexy asshole while fingering her gorgeous Pussy. To pull her hair while she's licking your balls, working your cock hard. Then to pump her sexy Ass full of cock then to "Smash" her Pussy after, finishing in cumming all over her face, would be Devine!
mmmmmm, now that's what you call "a very sexy woman" to lick her body ...
Mmmmm, be oh so nice to lick it, then give it a nice fucking ending with cumming all over it..Grrrrrrrrrrr!
mmmmm, be oh so nice to lick it, then give it a nice fucking ending with ...
I'd love to use my hard cock to rub baby oil all over your tits before slipping between them, fucking them and cumming all over them
i'd love to use my hard cock to rub baby oil all over your tits before slipping ...
would love to fuck her like that, my cock piercing would rub along her clit and have her Cumming all over my cock
would love to fuck her like that, my cock piercing would rub along her clit and ...
Oh yes I want to feel your lips around my cock. But I want to feel that hot pussy of your cumming all over it !
oh yes i want to feel your lips around my cock. but i want to feel that hot ...
Eat first, fill, then eat again before cumming all over your arse.
eat first, fill, then eat again before cumming all over your arse.
Exquisite Sweet Sexy Cheeks and tight little hot ass has me wanting to slide over those sexy panties, bend you over the desk, and give you a good long deep fucking that will have you cumming all over my raging hard cock just before I bust a big nut coating those pretty cheeks with hot cummmm!  :-)
exquisite sweet sexy cheeks and tight little hot ass has me wanting to slide ...
OK, hold it right there...  I wanna lick and suck my way back and forth from your clit to your asshole until you're cumming all over my face!
ok, hold it right there... i wanna lick and suck my way back and forth from ...
NICE COCK there!! Luv 2 watch my Wife Sucking on it till its Nice n Hard, then sliding her HOT Pussy down onto it and Fucking U, then watching U Fucking her Ass and Cumming all over her!!
nice cock there!! luv 2 watch my wife sucking on it till its nice n hard, then ...
Will you let me use my hard cock to rub baby oil all over your lovely tits before slipping between them, fucking them and cumming all over them?
will you let me use my hard cock to rub baby oil all over your lovely tits ...
I'm cumming over to tame that wild pussy and make her purrrrrrrrrrr like a kitten...pumping lots of warm cream for her!!  Do you want it?
i'm cumming over to tame that wild pussy and make her purrrrrrrrrrr like a ...
Very hot....would love to reach in and jack you off...cumming all over my hand would be so sexy..
very hot....would love to reach in and jack you off...cumming all over my hand ...
Since other then being latina, in this picture you look EXACTLY like my fiance so....I would start by slaping you on each cheek medium strength before disrobing and sitting down infront of you for you to suck me =) I would keep my hand in control as i ran my fingers through your hair and as i got really hard and started pushing you deep onto my cock i would lightly stroke your face. After playing around letting you show me how "good" you could do and how deep you could go while mixing in me controlling you i would have you stand up in front of me. I would slowly pull your shirt up and off as i kissed your belly and played with your ass (maybe put a finger in it if thats ok). I would pull your tits out on top of your bra and direct you to your knees. As you worked my cock over aggressively slurping me up untill i stood up and covered your face. I would slap you with my dick as i rubbed the cum around then into your mouth for you to continue sucking me till i was hard again and ready to pound you rough and hard. Which i start by wiping you face with my shirt and then kiss your lips as i rubbed your pussy and when your panties were wet off they would cum...I would take you in doggy first till your still tight pussy had me ready to cum and you were wanting to take control and fuck that dick ;) After you cow girling and reversing i would take you in doggy for a little hair pulling and maybe light hand around the throat? =) lastly i would take you in missionary and work steadily till you were close then dump 110% into fucking you as hard and fast as possible and instead of pulling out i would put one hand above your shoulder and the other hand just below your breast on the other side and hold you tight and in place so you couldn't stop me if you wanted to so you would just give in and use your legs to hold me deep inside as you were cumming and i focused on releasing as much sperm inside you as possible...Sound good? message me ;)
since other then being latina, in this picture you look exactly like my fiance ...
Thats good! I hope you won't mind me putting my cock inside you for a few thrusts then pulling out and wiping up his load a drop at a time as I move up to feed it to you until your all clean so I can move in balls deep to give you a proper pounding. I hope you won't be upset but I want to shoot my load deep inside you ;) Your man gets to all the time so I figured I deserve one shot. Not to mention he will REALLY enjoy cumming all over your face while I fuck his lil cum slut =). What do you two think?

XoxO

Deep.Throat.Her.
thats good! i hope you won't mind me putting my cock inside you for a few ...
You couldn't possibly fathom all the hot pussy or else you'd be cumming all over yourself.
you couldn't possibly fathom all the hot pussy or else you'd be cumming all ...
truly lovely! what a delightful woman you are - those tits and nipples are beautiful and would be a sheer delight to lick suck and nibble together with hubby. How do you think that two cocks cumming all over you at the same time would feel? mmmm nice thought huh?
truly lovely! what a delightful woman you are - those tits and nipples are ...
He must be a super hero to be holding a camera when I would be cumming all over that beautiful body and face.
he must be a super hero to be holding a camera when i would be cumming all over ...
mmmmm wish u were cumming in my mouth or over my face. id luv to feel ur hot cum in my throat
mmmmm wish u were cumming in my mouth or over my face. id luv to feel ur hot ...
That ass was made for fucking and cumming in and all over it....damn that is cock hardening to look at!
that ass was made for fucking and cumming in and all over it....damn that is ...
i love to fuck a hot irish slut like you rough hard and fast pounding into your fuckholes  in many positions and angles  and cumming deep inside you and cumming all over you  at least 5-6 times a day everyday
i love to fuck a hot irish slut like you rough hard and fast pounding into your ...
so sexy,got me rock hard,thinking of cumming over those sexy boobs and mouth
so sexy,got me rock hard,thinking of cumming over those sexy boobs and mouth
love pantie sex and cumming over them also don't mind someone cumming over mine to occassionaly :P
love pantie sex and cumming over them also don't mind someone cumming over mine ...
That pussy looks so smooth, neat & divine.  I'd love to make it all messy by giving a good fuck & getting it covered in your initial orgasm juices then cumming all over it, rubbing it in & then licking you clean to bring you to a 2nd orgasm
that pussy looks so smooth, neat & divine. i'd love to make it all messy ...
love to see you cumming all over me.  Ann
love to see you cumming all over me. ann
THAT IS ONE SEXY PICTURE OF A WOMAN DELIGHTING IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SHE IS GOING TO BE LOVING AND CUMMING MANY, MANY TIMES BEFORE THIS NIGHT IS OVER. ENJOYING THE FEEL OF THAT BBC AND READY TO SUCK IT.....
that is one sexy picture of a woman delighting in the knowledge that she is ...
I'd love to suck you clit and tongue fuck your pussy until you are cumming all over my face.
i'd love to suck you clit and tongue fuck your pussy until you are cumming all ...
oooh fuk yeah real good up cumming now 
spurt after spurt  all over my stomach 
wow what a intense orgasm
oooh fuk yeah real good up cumming now spurt after spurt all over my stomach ...
I would love to have her creamy pussy cumming all over my BBC.  Imagine the contrast as thrust all 9 inches deep inside of her, hearing her moan as I fuck her harder.
i would love to have her creamy pussy cumming all over my bbc. imagine the ...
I am going to have to seduce you kissing up down each of those beautiful thighs stick my head under those hot little sexy panties and give your gorgeous little pussy a good long erotic licking, adventurous fingers playing, mouth sucking those sweet little lips mmmmmmm massaging them in my mouth as fingers dance all over and deep inside while I suck on your excited clitoris for orgasm after screaming gushing wet orgasm drenching my face with your sweet nectar mmmmmmmmm delicious pussy juice fuels my passion and rocking those sexy legs back to bury my tongue lips and fingers in a wild frenzy I keep licking and you keep on cumming!!  Then.......
i am going to have to seduce you kissing up down each of those beautiful thighs ...
love the head on your big cock hon...god i could eat that up all night...bet it would feel good between my lips...wish you were pumping my pussy now...and cumming all over my tits and face..j
love the head on your big cock hon...god i could eat that up all night...bet it ...
mmmm, awesome...If i treat you to a grrreat night out on the town, can you do that all over my eagerly awaiting tongue...Mmmmmm xxx
Keep em cumming hun..xxxx
mmmm, awesome...if i treat you to a grrreat night out on the town, can you do ...